Posted on: July 12, 2010 2:06 am

Lebron is a Vag, but will the Heat win?

So I know this Jamiacan guy (who is a die-hard Knicks fan); and in his infinite blind Knickness, he seems to think that the trio of LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade won't be able to co-exist with success in Miami. To him I would ask....would you still be asking the same question if that  trio had bought into James Dolan's (and Isiah)'s BS, and signed with the Knicks?? Hell no brah!! You'd be cheering like all of us true Nets fans were in the 1992 playoffs when Drazen just kept raining 3's on the Cavs. Face it my friend, your're jealous of Miami, not pissed off at Lebron. (just for the record too, I am jealous and hate his pussy ass as well).So yes, they'll probably take 56 shots between the three of them every night, BUUUUUT they'll also sign 10 other cracka a** honkeys that will literally just feed them the ball the whole game. I shit you not, Veal (quick story, Veal actually refers to Brian Scalabrine, who during his rookie year with the New Jersey Nets was given the name Veal because his body resembled that of veal (Veal; a baby calf, who's meat is the whitest and tenderest of all meats), would fit in nicely with Miami. If I were Rielly, I'd sign his lilly white a** (and 10 other goofy bastards) for the league minimum and make a run. And while I know it sounds crazy to think you'll win with a three man team, think about it....the league isn't that good. What team has three defenders that can shut down an elite scorer each? Answer.......................the 1989 Detroit Pistons. In other words, NOBODY. It's a sham, and a pussy move; but Lebron has figured it out. He'll get his title and be makin' it rain till 2080 yo, !!!!!!!!!
Category: NBA
Tags: bosh, heat, knicks, lebron, wade
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