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Posted on: January 8, 2012 6:06 pm
 

The Lameness of Big Ben

In case you didn't remember, Ben Roethlisberger has an injured ankle. See his shoes....one is yellow and one is black. I think, yup, yup that's what it is!!! His ankle is injured. I think that's what is being burned into my subconcious. Is the NFL telling me that Tebow is good, but he didn't beat a fully healthy Big Ben, so be sure to tune in next week to find out...... Endlesly, forever stealing my time? I don't know. But I do know Big Ben wearing two different colored shoes for no reason other than to cope pleas, is the move of a bitch.
Posted on: July 12, 2010 2:06 am
 

Lebron is a Vag, but will the Heat win?

So I know this Jamiacan guy (who is a die-hard Knicks fan); and in his infinite blind Knickness, he seems to think that the trio of LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade won't be able to co-exist with success in Miami. To him I would ask....would you still be asking the same question if that  trio had bought into James Dolan's (and Isiah)'s BS, and signed with the Knicks?? Hell no brah!! You'd be cheering like all of us true Nets fans were in the 1992 playoffs when Drazen just kept raining 3's on the Cavs. Face it my friend, your're jealous of Miami, not pissed off at Lebron. (just for the record too, I am jealous and hate his pussy ass as well).So yes, they'll probably take 56 shots between the three of them every night, BUUUUUT they'll also sign 10 other cracka a** honkeys that will literally just feed them the ball the whole game. I shit you not, Veal (quick story, Veal actually refers to Brian Scalabrine, who during his rookie year with the New Jersey Nets was given the name Veal because his body resembled that of veal (Veal; a baby calf, who's meat is the whitest and tenderest of all meats), would fit in nicely with Miami. If I were Rielly, I'd sign his lilly white a** (and 10 other goofy bastards) for the league minimum and make a run. And while I know it sounds crazy to think you'll win with a three man team, think about it....the league isn't that good. What team has three defenders that can shut down an elite scorer each? Answer.......................the 1989 Detroit Pistons. In other words, NOBODY. It's a sham, and a pussy move; but Lebron has figured it out. He'll get his title and be makin' it rain till 2080 yo, !!!!!!!!!
Category: NBA
Tags: bosh, heat, knicks, lebron, wade
 
Posted on: July 12, 2010 1:34 am
Edited on: July 12, 2010 2:14 am
 

And Bettman be keepin' it f'd up son.....

In the 2010-2011 season, the New York hockey Rangers only have 1 home Saturday night game (and it's the last f'ing game of the year!!!!). Therefore, I guess it's safe to assume that the NHL needs the Rangers to draw fans on the road. But isn't that move more of an indictment of Bettmans' terrible expansion policies moreso than an enhancement of our collective buzz? I'm not gonna count them all, but I went through our entire schedule and every Saturday but the last game of the year is on the road. Attention douchebag Bettman, CUT 8 SOUTHERN TEAMS FROM THE LEAGUE, AND ADD TWO IN CANADA. You'd be amazed at the profits you swarmy, beady eyed parasite.
Category: NHL
Posted on: May 20, 2010 12:26 pm
 

No Sympathy For Josh Beckett

Beckett is an over-rated scumbag. Yes I said it, and I stand behind it. And I do not hate the Red Sox or anything, so please don't take this as some kind of anti-Red Sox rant. This is about Beckett, and beckett alone. What has he done other than the 03 series and 07 alcs? Answer: Sucked, bitched and head hunted. The scowl, the bean balls, the ego, the whole deal.....no synpathy for him now. He thinks he's the next Roger Clemens, and he so clearly is not. The Red Sox overpaid, and overvalued him, and now that he's injured they should be HAPPY. Yes they are spending a ton of money on him, but at least now they don't have to deal with his bloated era and antics. Bottomline....Was Clemens a scum-bag? Absolutly, but he was a hall of famer, so at least his arrogance was based on something. Beckett's arrogance is based on two great performances in a career filled with embarrasing ego tripping mediocrity.

Category: MLB
Tags: beckett, red sox
 
Posted on: May 6, 2009 2:43 pm
Edited on: May 6, 2009 2:54 pm
 

What's Wrong With The Yankees

It's not rocket science, and it doesn't need to be discussed ad nausea. What's wrong with the Yankees is simple and clear. If you've watched even a minute of a game at the "new" stadium, you know what is painfully clear, the Yankees as you know (or ever thought you knew them) are done. The divide (both physical and symbolic) between the empty "legend" seats and the plebes says it all. What's wrong with the Yankees? Well I'll tell you.......

What's wrong with the Yankees is that they've embraced corporate greed to the point where the on-field play is irrelevant. They have unnecessarily built a new stadium in order to maximize profits at the expense of tradition, home-field advantage, and their true fans. It's a disgrace and they are reaping exactly what they deserve.
Posted on: January 27, 2009 10:32 am
Edited on: May 1, 2010 4:22 pm
 

Joe Torre = Ringo Starr

Enough already with Joe Torre. Yes he won multiple titles….we get it, he's sooooo great. Don't forget that he "managed" one of the greatest collections of talent in the history of the sport, and didn't win anything when he had average talent and actually had to make something happen. Nobody can deny the rings, but to consider him one of the greatest managers of all time based on his complete track record and the talent on the Yankees at the time is laughable. Yet he acts as if he is one of the greatest managers of all time. Running his mouth about A-Rod and continuing this “woe-is-me” act with the Yankees is seriously pathetic. Joe Torre needs to get over himself and shut his mouth. Be thankful you were in the Bronx when you were Joe, because you were the Ringo Starr of the Yankees.

Category: MLB
Posted on: January 12, 2009 2:11 pm
 
Category: NFL
Posted on: December 22, 2008 10:55 am
 

The perfect storm of Failure & Delusion

Hahahahahaha. That was one of the funniest games I've ever watched. Only the Jets could walk into the "Seneca Wallace buzzsaw". Only the Jets couold get zero pass rush against 5 backups on the Seattle offensive line. Only the Jets could blow a game like that.  I think it can be summed up by uber Jets fan Joe Boningo of WFAN when he said this morning "Nothing ever changes." . But what's even better than the Seattle loss is the fact that it sets up the ultimate funeral next week when the hated Dolphins led by Chad "Pop Gun" Pennington come into Giants stadium and publically execute the Jets, their fans, and their worthless organization. I seriously can't wait to sit back and watch the debacle go down. Favre deserves every bit of the boos he's gonna get. He's finally been exposed for what he is, an over-rated prima donna who's self-centered actions in the off-season are going to submarine another pathetic Jets season. It's the perfect storm of failure and delusion. J E T S!!!!! hahahahahahaha
Category: NFL
 
 
 
 
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